littleyaoithings:

so yesterday i told my mom i needed more bras so she took me to victorias secret

and this lady fitted me and so i went into a dressing room with one of like the try on bras or whatever

and while i was putting it on i heard the lady and my mom giggling and i heard the lady said “everything about her is tiny!”

nD I HISSED THROUGH MY TEETH “EXCEPT MY DICK” AND I DIDNT THINK THEYD HEAR IT BUT THEY STOPPED TALKING